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Gaymonn and Carolyn Murphy on the cover of Paris Vogue

Eeeeeeek! I had to slap myself and check three times just to makes sure this wasn’t the leftovers from a late ’90’s acid trip I was having. My favorite bearded queen Andre J aka Gaymonn has made it to the cover of Paris Vogue. Between Andre’s sleek bob and his jealousy-inducing gams, this cover just makes me want to swoon. Rumor has it that Andre is a real sweetheart, so it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy! *snaps for the kid*

I guess there’s only one room for one Andre at American Vogue. For this reason alone, Carine Roitfeld > Anna Wintour

Sophie Dahl as Debbie Harry for British Vogue

Sophie Dahl is channeling Debbie Harry so FREAKIN’ hard on the November cover of British Vogue. It’s absolutely creepy how much Sophie looks like one of my favorite style icons. With her platinum blonde hair and slick red lips, Debbie Harry was the epitome of downtown cool and one of the first women to rap on a track.

Naomi Campbell with design duo Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana at Swarovski Fashion Rocks event in London. Other attendees included Kate Moss, Alicia Keys, and Jade Jagger.

Naomi always looks great, but that dress is an awkward length. I feel like there should be more of it. On a sidenote, Topshop is auctioning off the actual dress that Kate wore to this party.

Whoa mama! Heidi Klum is more “kitten with a whip” than soccer mom in the latest ad campaign for Jordache jeans. The mother of three stripped down for Rush Hour director Brett Ratner who shot the risqué photos in the penthouse suite of the Chateau Marmont.

I remember back in the day, I rocked my Jordache jeans with white Keds. What did you wear your Jordache jeans with? What will you wear them with today?

Sadistic designer Monica Byrne thought it would be a good idea to have models wrapped in yards of tulle and stilettos stand on irregular tree stumps. Jeez…these poor girls are hungry already, forcing them to try to keep their balance is cruel and unusual.