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I have a camel leather Coach satchel that I carry almost every day. It’s stylish, the leather is beautifully worn, and it’s roomy enough to carry my laptop in. And you know what? I got it for $165 at the Coach outlet in Key West, Florida. I love a good steal.

Now along comes the Coach Hamptons Alligator Carryon. The rust carryon with white stitch detailing has straps across the front of the bag and rich gold hardware accents. It’s lined in fabric and has a lot of little pockets both inside and outside to tuck away all your stuff. The price? Wait for it…$30 G’s.

Now I know its alligator, but is a Coach bag ever worth $30,000? You could buy an Hermes for that kind of scratch.

The Coach Hamptons Alligator Carryon also comes as a smaller, curvier Miranda Alligator Satchel for $20k. Go ahead, take out a second mortgage on your house and buy it online at Coach.